[Intro]
This one’s goin’ out for all our fellas in hella
Get home safe and keep the mind sound
Remember there was a time when life was kind
And the ladies were fine and drinkin beer wasn't a crime
I guess all’s I’m tryin to say is…
It’s time…
Another weekend
Ground Hog Day showin’ again
She’s takin’ it from end to end
I can’t pretend
I didn’t love it at first
But when’s it gonna end?
I can ride all night
And all weekend
But all good things must come to an end
And I go deep, so deep
I gotta to pull it out slow
Else she gets the bends
But it ain’t my fault
It’s the way I’m built
Like good ol’ Wilt
10,000 ladies or more
In a lifetime
But I’m tallkin’ lifeline
I need a drip
Just to keep a blip
On the screen
And don’t forget the idiot stick
And the jimmy hats or the ghetto grip
I need to be
Relieved of booty
And the Fobbits say
“Oh what a cutie!”
And its true
I do my duty
But I wanna see my friends
Chill with the Noodie
(BV: It’s time, it’s time, it’s time, it’s time)
She’s playin sergeant major
Puttin my health in danger
Poppin’ annies and rollin’ stones
Says she got the jones
For my bone
And no wonder
Six weeks a foot camp
She can’t get enough
Three a me make it a yard
And I ain’t even talkin’ hard
The only time she feels right
Is when I’m inside
Complete, neat
Grindin to the beat
And the heat
Risin up from the sandy thing
They call a street
O dark thirty she’s starts talkin’ dirty
Sayin’ its time again to start the rhyme
Of our bodies together
Makin’ music and blastin’ pleasure
I need to be
Relieved of booty
And Rummys says
“Oh what a cutie!”
And its true
I do my duty
But I wanna see my friends
Chill with the Noodie
(BV: It’s time, it’s time, it’s time, it’s time)
She’s my combat jack-in-a-box
Sometimes only wearin’ her socks
Or dressin’ up like a high heeled Goldie Locks
Twistin’ around like Gumby on pop rocks
All day and all night
She wants it up right
And I give it to her straight
Or sometimes bent
Cause she’s flyin’ me from tent to tent
Like my Jimmy was some kinda Angel from Rent
And I love the theatre
There ain’t nothing clearer
Than a moonless night
In the dessert
When the stars shine bright
It ain’t just the LPCs that fit tight
I need to be
Relieved of booty
Slippery Dick says
“What a cutie!”
And its true
I do my duty
But I wanna see my friends
Chill with the Noodie
We the brightest and the best
And we passed all the tests
But when the sun sets in the west
My eyes follow the crest
Of the light and I sometimes wonder
But I never guess
How many days I got left
In this place that’s a man-made WASPs nest
Hopin’ some day I’ll be able to live again
Pop a beer in the back yard
Maybe plays some cards
And suppress
For just a short stretch
The post-traumatic stress
And learn again how to feel
What it means
To hope for the best
[Outro]
One small step for misogyny
One great leap forward for mankind
It’s time, it’s time, it’s time, it’s time
